Highlight the text you wanna copy On a Mac, hit command C Google what buttons a PC has Wonder if you are one of those stuck up Mac people or if you just fall for marketing easily or if it really is a better computer, or if you wasted a…

Even Though That’s Clearly What You Want From Me I have never once died in a mass shooting and it has taken me too long to realize this is what my government wants! I owe an apology to the presidents of my lifetime. …

My contribution…no matter that happens on Election Day I have always been mouthy about politics but 2020 was the first time a family member has ever called me “stupid” or a “retard” or a “dumb bitch.” That’s…weird behavior and I refuse to engage. …

I watched Jaws for the first time ever and my boyfriend mused that I might find similarities between the pandemic world and the little summer town Amity. Within minutes of the opening credits, I agreed. A girl sitting a socially conscious 6 feet from the group and then her boobs…

A story of what works. Fellas, here’s my number one dating tip: keep a printer in the background of your Tinder and dating profiles. Women wanna borrow that printer! They will smash for a couple of PDFs! …

My heart goes out to those quarantined with mouth breathers and loud chewers. …

What was your first cell phone? A) A little flip phone with no camera B) The Razor C) A broken iPhone 6 you found in a drawer and begged for D) iPhone xR/11 E) Blackberry F) I don’t remember because it was taken away so often because I’m bad! What…

Quarantina Cora Nineteen (like the Eleven from that show but a bigger number) Corona (duh) Costco Covidia (would look so nice in cursive) Donald HasIt Purelle Fauci Elizabeth (after my mother) Rudolph (it’s going to be a Christmas baby) Juan-Pandemic Seedeesey (this one is pronounced CDC) Rona Toilet Paper (So…

An Improvement! I got a 3rd job! And now I will only be $500 short on rent this month, which is a huge improvement from last month’s $800 shortage. I’ve already communicated to my landlord and lady that I will be late and they’ve already grumbled about it, and I’ve…