Baby Name Ideas for 9 Months from This Quarantine

1. Quarantina
2. Cora
3. Nineteen (like the Eleven from that show but a bigger number)
4. Corona (duh)
5. Costco
6. Covidia (would look so nice in cursive)
7. Donald HasIt
8. Purelle
9. Fauci
10. Elizabeth (after my mother)
11. Rudolph (it’s going to be a Christmas baby)
12. Juan-Pandemic
13. Seedeesey (this one is pronounced CDC)
14. Rona
15. Toilet Paper (So she feels precious)
16. Bernie
17. Hope
18. Bago’Rice

It doesn’t matter what I name my baby, my dad is going to call her Wuhan Virus.