New Years Resolution Poem

Dewey Lovett
2 min readJan 1, 2023
2 possums with new years resolutions

In early January

On my way to the cemetery,

I saw two dead possums under a tree on 49th street

They were frozen and

I was proud

of myself for going on a run in the cold.

In mid January

On my way to the cemetery,

I saw a two dead possum shaped pile of snow under a tree on 49th street I was frozen and

I was proud

of myself for going on a run in the cold.

In mid February

On my way to the cemetery,

I saw two dead possums under a tree on 49th street.

They were frozen,

And I was sick

of running in the cold.

In early March,

On my way to the cemetery,

I saw two dead possums under a tree on 49th street,

And they looked like they had died yesterday.

And I was discouraged

That months pass without change.

In mid April,

On my way to the cemetery,

I saw two dead possums under a tree on 49th street,

They had gathered flies like medals after a marathon

And I was proud

Of myself for going for a run in the rain.

In May,

On my way to the cemetery,

I saw two dead possums under a tree on 49th street, And I hardly recognized them,

All bones

And I was tired

Of running by these dead animals every day But it was inspiring to see

My workout buddies reaching their goals

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Dewey Lovett

comedian, writer, hilarious debut novel: fall 2024! IG: @deweylovett