PinnedDewey LovettThe Disgusted Man And The Normal WomanI was reading a book on a long flight, but when I had to pee, I realized I didn’t have a bookmark. I grabbed a barf bag from the seat-back…3 min read·Jun 11, 2023--1--1
Dewey LovettChristmas Carol Vibes: A millennial scrooge in New York City.Eliza dipped out of work early, respecting her own boundaries. Her dumb fat dadbod coworker, Bob, protested, insisting Christmas Eve was…35 min read·Dec 21, 2023----
Dewey LovettWhy You’re Not my Favorite Aunt Even Though It’s Cool You Live at the AirportI like that we get to go to the airport every time Mommy and Daddy drop you off at home. I like that you live there. I like to see the…2 min read·Oct 23, 2023--1--1
Dewey LovettI Did a Plank Every Day for 100 Days and Then This Happened: I Fought a HorseI haven’t been in a fight since college and that was with humans. I remember a couple of guys broke it up, screaming, “Derick, it’s not…10 min read·Oct 10, 2023----
Dewey LovettMother Theresa’s Butt CrackKneeling in the confessional booth, he crossed himself and recited, “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It’s been a year since my last…1 min read·Jun 28, 2023----
Dewey LovettJaws 2020I watched Jaws for the first time ever and my boyfriend mused that I might find similarities between the pandemic world and the little…3 min read·May 17, 2020----
Dewey LovettWhy I Keep a Printer in the Background of my Tinder PhotosA story of what works.10 min read·Apr 21, 2020----
Dewey Lovett8 Steps To Survive Loud Chewers In QuarantineMy heart goes out to those quarantined with mouth breathers and loud chewers. Maybe you’re in a position where you didn’t realize that…5 min read·Apr 17, 2020----
Dewey LovettWhich Millennial Hardship Are You? A Personalty Quiz!What was your first cell phone?3 min read·Apr 15, 2020----