PinnedDewey LovettThe Disgusted Man And The Normal WomanI was reading a book on a long flight, but when I had to pee, I realized I didn’t have a bookmark. I grabbed a barf bag from the seat-back…Jun 11, 20231Jun 11, 20231
Dewey LovettChristmas Carol Vibes: A millennial scrooge in New York City.Eliza dipped out of work early, respecting her own boundaries. Her dumb fat dadbod coworker, Bob, protested, insisting Christmas Eve was…Dec 21, 2023Dec 21, 2023
Dewey LovettWhy You’re Not my Favorite Aunt Even Though It’s Cool You Live at the AirportI like that we get to go to the airport every time Mommy and Daddy drop you off at home. I like that you live there. I like to see the…Oct 23, 20231Oct 23, 20231
Dewey LovettI Did a Plank Every Day for 100 Days and Then This Happened: I Fought a HorseI haven’t been in a fight since college and that was with humans. I remember a couple of guys broke it up, screaming, “Derick, it’s not…Oct 10, 2023Oct 10, 2023
Dewey LovettMother Theresa’s Butt CrackKneeling in the confessional booth, he crossed himself and recited, “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It’s been a year since my last…Jun 28, 2023Jun 28, 2023
Dewey LovettJaws 2020I watched Jaws for the first time ever and my boyfriend mused that I might find similarities between the pandemic world and the little…May 17, 2020May 17, 2020
Dewey LovettWhy I Keep a Printer in the Background of my Tinder PhotosA story of what works.Apr 21, 2020Apr 21, 2020
Dewey Lovett8 Steps To Survive Loud Chewers In QuarantineMy heart goes out to those quarantined with mouth breathers and loud chewers. Maybe you’re in a position where you didn’t realize that…Apr 17, 2020Apr 17, 2020
Dewey LovettWhich Millennial Hardship Are You? A Personalty Quiz!What was your first cell phone?Apr 15, 2020Apr 15, 2020